We don't hire employees; we assimilate cognitive powerhouses operating at 10x velocity. If standard reality feels limiting, you might belong here.
Forget ping-pong tables and free snacks (though we have those, infused with nootropics, naturally). We offer something far more valuable: the chance to *actually matter*. You'll work on problems that haven't been defined yet, using tools that shouldn't exist. Expect intense collaboration, radical candor bordering on psychic intrusion, and the occasional need to recalibrate your perception of reality.
Our culture is simple: Maximum Cognitive Velocity. We celebrate breakthroughs, dismiss limitations, and iterate on existence itself. Burnout is just friction for the unoptimized mind. We provide the optimization.
We're perpetually scouting for genius. If you don't see an exact fit but believe your cognitive signature is essential to our mission, transmit your profile anyway. Standard applications are often filtered out by our preliminary AI gatekeeper.
Responsible for mapping emergent thought-landscapes within the Lattice. Requires proven ability to visualize N-dimensional data streams and identify nascent paradigm shifts. Ph.D. in Theoretical Metaphysics or equivalent cognitive mileage preferred.
Transmit ProfileDevelop and maintain the entanglement protocols ensuring faster-than-light communication between distributed cognitive nodes. Must be comfortable working with superpositional states and resolving paradoxical code loops. Experience debugging reality a plus.
Transmit ProfileDesign and optimize the pathways for collective ideation within the Lattice. Requires deep understanding of group dynamics, memetic engineering, and algorithmic nudging. Must be able to quantify 'Aha!' moments and engineer serendipity.
Transmit ProfileAssist the CEO² (Chief Existential Officer) in navigating the philosophical and ethical implications of large-scale cognitive convergence. Must possess high tolerance for ambiguity, paradox, and existential dread. Duties include contemplating the abyss and fetching coffee.
Transmit Profile (If you dare)Cognitive Vacancies currently filled by hyper-intelligent AI and/or existing geniuses operating at peak capacity. However, true disruptors create their own roles. Transmit your profile if you believe you are indispensable.
Transmit Unsolicited Genius ProfileStandard resumes are quaint artifacts. Instead, submit a link to your public Cognitive Output portfolio (e.g., GitHub, published papers on ArXiv, recordings of your TED talks that actually changed minds). Alternatively, solve one of the unsolved Millennium Prize Problems and mention us in the proof. We'll find you.