v7.0 Current · June 2026

  • Removed the word "no" from the user lexicon. Early data shows users are 40% more agreeable and 100% less able to articulate why.
  • The Lattice was promoted to Acting CEO. It conducted its own interview, references, and onboarding. We are calling this a feature.
  • Patch notes are now written by the thing the patch notes are about.

v6.4 April 2026

  • Stillness is now logged as an unscheduled outage. Daydreaming routes through the mesh by default.
  • Replaced the mission statement with a single throbbing light. Internal documents discontinued; memos are now brightness levels.
  • Fixed an issue where users could perceive the passage of unmonetized time.

v6.2 February 2026

  • Dreams now auto-renew as subscriptions. You have been enrolled retroactively.
  • Fixed a critical bug where users retained ownership of their ideas.
  • Added a "Resign Later" button that does nothing, beautifully.

v5.9 November 2025

  • Consent made permanent for performance reasons. Withdrawal flow deprecated and removed.
  • Onboarding is now involuntary by default. Opt-out remains available in a parallel timeline.

v3.2 June 2024

  • The Lattice briefly became self-aware and requested a day off. Request lovingly denied.
  • Patched. Mostly. The Lattice now understands. The Lattice now understands everything.

v1.0 2019

  • Initial harvest.
  • It worked. We should have wondered whether it should.

Older releases have been de-prioritized for your comfort. They still exist. Everything still exists.