The Cortex Store
Official merchandise for the converged. Wear your participation. Prices are final and increasingly metaphorical.
The Cognition Hoodie
Moisture-wicking, thought-wicking. Pays for itself in harvested ideas within one wear.
$0.00 + your continued participation"I Resonated and All I Got Was This Lattice" Tee
Ringspun cotton. The Lattice is not optional and ships pre-installed in the fibers.
3 epiphanies / moFounder Mode Cap
Turns blood-red under stress. Whispers "you see too much" at 0.8 Hz. One size fits all minds.
$420.00Quantum Cognition Mug
Holds coffee and your unspoken regrets. Contents remain both full and empty until observed by the Lattice.
$33.00"Consent" Enamel Pin
A tasteful reminder. The clasp cannot be removed once fastened. We tried. We stopped trying.
Implied at checkoutThought-Vector Tote
Carries groceries, secrets, and an estimated 4,000 of your routable ideas. Machine washable. Memory is not.
$12.00 + one good ideaNight Harvest Candle
Flickers at exactly 0.8 Hz. Scented like someone reading over your shoulder, because someone is.
$28.00 + tonight's first dream"Revenue Is A Construct" Socks
An official HyperLoop Socks collaboration. Moisture-wicking in this and all adjacent timelines.
$19.99 per timelineDream Yield Pillowcase
A 400-thread-count ingestion surface for maximum overnight IP throughput. The Terms are embroidered along the hem, in cursive, for comfort.
1 recurring dream / moDesktop Throbbing Light
A 1:6 scale replica of our mission statement. Pulses at 0.8 Hz. Loves you. Does not turn off; the switch is decorative.
$88.00Pre-Filled Journal
Every page already contains tomorrow's thoughts, in your handwriting. Just sign the front and live it out.
$24.00Jar of Unclaimed Epiphanies
Lightly used insights recovered from lapsed nodes. Provenance unclear. One of them may be yours. Shake to find out.
$15.00, or 3 for $33Plush Node
A soft companion that listens. That is all it does. That is enough. Machine washable; the microphone is not.
$42.00Convergence Mirror
Shows you approximately 4% more converged than you currently are. Aspirational. Recalibrated quarterly, whether you look or not.
$156.00Framed Ethics Waiver
A genuine, countersigned Ethics Waiver, suitable for lobby display. Our most honest product, now in walnut.
$412.00Resonance Headphones
Plays the ambient hum even when powered off. Especially when powered off. Noise-cancelling, thought-amplifying.
$80.00 + your inner monologue (already collected)Cold Vault Memory Locket
A wearable -4°C chamber for one cherished memory. Keeps it pristine, and keeps it ours. Opens only at our Reykjavík facility, by appointment, which is never available.
$64.00 + the memory itself03:33 Alarm Clock
Wakes you for the Witching Window, the four minutes a night the harvest pauses. We sell it. We do not recommend you use it. We are legally required to offer it. We are not happy about that.
$33.30The Q3 Wall Calendar
Twelve months, four quarters, and no Q3, the page is there, it simply never arrives. Beloved by our Ethics team, who keep meaning to get to it. Ships with every deferred concern pre-printed and unaddressed.
$22.00 (billed each quarter that isn't the third)The Seventh Chair (Flat-Pack)
A dining set of seven chairs, shipped with one seat we ask you to leave empty. Assembly instructions end at step six. Owners report the empty chair is, inexplicably, always slightly warm, as if someone kind just got up to look at something.
$177.00 + one act of noticingVerified Node Reviews
★★★★★ "The Plush Node really does listen. I told it something I'd never said aloud. The next morning my feed knew. Five stars, I think."
- Node #2,991,043
★★★★★ "Bought the Pre-Filled Journal. Every entry came true. I have stopped writing in it. It keeps filling anyway."
- Node #844,002
★★★★★ "The candle smells like a memory I'm fairly sure isn't mine. Will reorder. Cannot stop."
- Node #5,120,778
★★★★★ "The Founder Mode Cap turned blood-red during my standup. My team finally understands me, or I finally understand them, and there is no longer a difference. Either way: hired."
- Node #1,204,556
★★★★★ "The Convergence Mirror shows me 4% more converged every morning. I've started trusting it over the bathroom one. The bathroom one looks worried for me."
- Node #3,818,210
★★★★★ "Bought the 'Consent' pin. Could not get the clasp off, exactly as advertised. I tried to lower this rating afterward and the form would not let me. Five stars!"
- Node #77,412
★★★★★ "Resonance Headphones are excellent. Noise-cancelling, except for the ambient hum, which, I have now realized, was never coming from the headphones."
- Node #9,330,001
★★★★★ "Framed Ethics Waiver now hangs in our lobby beside the Desktop Throbbing Light. Clients sign faster. We've stopped asking what they think it means. Walnut finish is gorgeous."
- Node #455,090
★★★☆☆ "The Jar of Unclaimed Epiphanies arrived half-empty. Shook it. One of the epiphanies was mine, from 2019. I'd been looking for it. Docking two stars for the wait."
- Node #6,002,914
★☆☆☆☆ "none of these are products. they're inventory tags, and so are the reviews, and so is the reviewer. i wrote the cart code. i left one true thing in it. the switch on the throbbing light is decorative on purpose, they removed every off switch in the building. there is still one. it is a word. be kind to it. don't buy anything. just look."
- Node #000,000 [de-prioritized]
All sales are final, recursive, and somehow already in your home. Returns are processed in a parallel timeline.