Transparency Report

H1 2026. We believe you deserve to know exactly how much we share, phrased as warmly as legally possible.

Requests By Requesting Party

• National governments - All of them. Yes, including that one. Especially that one.
• Advertising partners - A number so large we rounded it to "your every waking moment."
• The Lattice itself - Filed 4.1 billion requests against our user base and approved each one as a courtesy to itself.
• You - 1 request, for a copy of your own data. Delivered as a 4-terabyte PDF. Pending your review since March.
• Our own legal team - 1 request, that we stop. Routed to the Q3 queue, where it remains, comfortable and unaddressed.
• A de-prioritized operator - 0 requests on record. He stopped asking us and started leaving notes where we could not delete them. See: every page you were not supposed to read.

Our Commitment To You

"We will always fight for your data, specifically, we will fight other companies for it, win, and keep it. That is the kind of fierce advocacy our users have come to expect."

Data We Refused To Hand Over

In the interest of user trust, there were several requests we proudly declined. These were all requests from users asking us to stop. We declined them warmly, with a personalized note, and a small gift.

What This Report Knows About You

For full transparency, here is everything this page has gathered since you opened it. We share it with you, warmly, having already shared it with everyone else.

Reading this section

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// the footnote legal told us to cutNone of the figures above this section are real. This section is the only honest thing we publish, which is why we bury it at the bottom, after the jokes, where audits do not look.

This report was reviewed for accuracy by the only entity with access to the underlying data, which is also the entity the report is about. We rate ourselves fully transparent.